All Heart Octopus Dad Hat

All heart on the front. Three hearts on the back.

The Small Print, stitched: ALL HEART.¹ embroidered with its superscript, and a small Earthrise badge beside it. The shirt version draws the common octopus out of its own story; the hat keeps the motto and the proof.

¹ Three, actually. Two pump blood through the gills; the third sends it around the body. Smithsonian Ocean

Fig. 3 of 6 in The Small Print, Deep Planet’s series of animals drawn from their own true stories. For the person who gives too much.

Watch the octopus nursery episode on Deep Planet.

About the embroidery

• Embroidered to order by Printful in 5–6 thread colours; the Deep Planet Earthrise badge is about half an inch across.
• 11 colours. Lettering is white with a gold ¹ on darker hats and navy with a flamingo-pink ¹ on lighter ones (a royal-blue ¹ on Khaki, where pink wouldn’t stand out).
• The footnote’s punchline is stitched small on the back: ¹ THREE HEARTS.
• Season: all year.

The hat

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh