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The Small Print · Big Prints

The Small Print, printed big: each animal drawn from its own true story, alone on the front with no words, every mark its own colour. Heavyweight tees, printed to order.

  1. Fig. 28 · Grey whale tee

    Big print. · Still Giving Whale Fall Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not a whale. It’s 900 worms.

    On the deep-sea floor, one large whale’s carcass can feed a succession of animal communities for decades. Smith and Baco, 2003; Smith et al., 2015

    Watch the whale fall episode

    For the one who keeps on giving.

    $42

    Color: White
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  2. Fig. 29 · Orca tee

    Big print. · Grandma Knows Best Orca Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not an orca. It’s 650 salmon.

    Post-menopausal resident orcas lead their families to salmon, above all in lean years, and grandcalves die more often after their grandmother dies. Brent et al., 2015; Nattrass et al., 2019

    For the grandmother who always knows where the good food is.

    $42

    Color: Island Reef
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  3. Fig. 26 · Axolotl tee

    Big print. · It Grows Back Axolotl Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not an axolotl. It’s 800 new leaves.

    Axolotls can regrow lost limbs and tails, spinal cord included, and rebuild injured tissue in the heart and brain. Godwin et al., npj Regen. Med., 2017

    For anyone starting over.

    $42

    Color: Lagoon Blue
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  4. Fig. 22 · Barreleye tee

    Big print. · Open Mind Barreleye Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not a fish. It’s 850 dots.

    The barreleye’s head is topped with a clear, fluid-filled shield; its tubular eyes look up through it and can rotate forward. Robison and Reisenbichler, Copeia, 2008

    Watch the barreleye episode

    For the open-minded.

    $42

    Color: Blossom
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  5. Fig. 21 · Alpine ibex tee

    Big print. · Will Climb for Snacks Ibex Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not an ibex. It’s 900 grains of salt.

    At Italy’s Cingino Dam, Alpine ibex, mostly females and young, climb the near-vertical stone wall to lick salts that seep from it. Biancardi and Minetti, Hystrix, 2017

    Watch: ibex climbing a dam wall

    For the one who will go to great lengths for a snack.

    $42

    Color: True Navy
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  6. Fig. 20 · Coelacanth tee

    Big print. · Still Here Coelacanth Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not a fish. It’s 620 fossil spirals.

    Coelacanths were known only as fossils, the youngest 66 million years old, until a living one was caught off South Africa in 1938. Smith, Nature, 1939

    For the one who is still here.

    $42

    Color: Ivory
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  7. Fig. 19 · Bottlenose dolphin tee

    Big print. · Half Asleep Dolphin Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not a dolphin. It’s 700 half-moons.

    Bottlenose dolphins sleep one brain hemisphere at a time, usually with one eye open, so they can keep swimming and breathing. Mukhametov et al., Brain Research, 1977

    For the one who is only half awake before coffee.

    $42

    Color: Chambray
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  8. Fig. 18 · Spotted seahorse tee

    Big print. · Dad’s Got This Seahorse Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not a seahorse. It’s 520 baby seahorses.

    In seahorses, the female puts her eggs in the male’s pouch, where he fertilises and carries them until he gives birth. NOAA National Ocean Service

    For the dad who carries everything.

    $42

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  9. Fig. 11 · Immortal jellyfish tee

    Big print. · Start Again Immortal Jellyfish Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    One line. It ends where it started.

    Turritopsis dohrnii medusae can turn back into polyps, even after reaching sexual maturity: the first animal found to do this. Piraino et al., Biol. Bull., 1996

    Watch the immortal jellyfish episode

    For anyone starting over.

    $42

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  10. Fig. 8 · Humpback whale tee

    Big print. · Made of Air Humpback Whale Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    A whale drawn out of 1,100 bubbles.

    Humpback whales blow a curtain of bubbles around their prey, then lunge up through it, alone or in groups. Szabo et al., R. Soc. Open Sci., 2024

    Watch the bubble-net episode

    For the one who makes something out of nothing.

    $42

    Color: White
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  11. Fig. 6 · Wood frog tee

    Big print. · Back in Spring Wood Frog Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    605 snowflakes, thawing into 244 leaves.

    In Alaska, wood frogs stay frozen up to 7 months, with no heartbeat and no breath, then thaw in spring. Larson et al., Journal of Experimental Biology, 2014

    Watch the frog that freezes

    For everyone who hibernates until March.

    $42

    Color: Lagoon Blue
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  12. Fig. 4 · Bar-tailed godwit tee

    Big print. · Keep Going Godwit Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    One line. No stops.

    In October 2022 a young bar-tailed godwit flew 13,560 km nonstop, Alaska to Tasmania, in 11 days. Guinness World Records; USGS, 2022

    Watch: 11 days without landing

    For the runner, the rebuilder, anyone halfway through something hard.

    $42

    Color: Black
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  13. Fig. 3 · Common octopus tee

    Big print. · All Heart Octopus Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    851 hearts. Three of them are real.

    Three, actually. Two pump blood through the gills; the third sends it around the body. Smithsonian Ocean

    Watch the octopus nursery episode

    For the person who gives too much.

    $42

    Color: Chalky Mint
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  14. Fig. 1 · Blue whale tee

    Big print. · You Are What You Eat Blue Whale Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not a whale. It’s 609 krill.

    An adult North Pacific blue whale eats about 16 tonnes of krill a day in feeding season. Savoca et al., Nature, 2021

    For the one who plans the day around lunch.

    $42

    Color: True Navy
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  15. Fig. 9 · Emperor penguin tee

    Big print. · Keep Shuffling Emperor Penguin Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    One penguin, made of 1,400 penguins.

    Every 30 to 60 seconds a wave of small steps travels through an emperor penguin huddle, slowly reorganising it. Zitterbart et al., PLoS ONE, 2011

    Watch the emperor penguin episode

    For the friend who always shares the warm spot.

    $42

    Color: Island Reef
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    Full details and size chart: Keep Shuffling Emperor Penguin Heavyweight Tee · Big Print
  16. Fig. 27 · Lesser flamingo tee

    Big print. · Effortless Flamingo Heavyweight Tee · Big Print

    It’s not a drawing of a flamingo. It’s one line.

    On one leg, a flamingo’s body settles into a stable pose that bears its weight with little active muscle force. Chang and Ting, Biology Letters, 2017

    Watch the Lake Natron flamingo episode

    For the calmest person you know.

    $42

    Color: Neon Lemon
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